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I want to make chocolate chip cookies. Lois’s Chocolate Chip cookies but I have no shortening. And they don’t turn out the same with butter. They just don’t.
But the weather is dicey. Slippery. Don’t drive if you don’t have too. So I am torn–how badly do I want the cookies?
cheese and toast 
I can’t imagine something not being better with butter! What is Crisco, anyway? I wish I could send you the 80 degree weather we’ve been having lately! But it’s L.A, so you’d still have to drive – in your air conditioned SUV.