Swedish fish are hard to gage. Are they happy? Sad? Dead inside?
Despite their neutral expressions Swedish fish do have their opinions on things. Especially the arts. Here are some ice breakers.
MOVIES:
TELEVISION (big surprise….)
MUSICALS:
PHILOSOPHY: (huge Nietzsche fans)
Or for the really intellectual peeps (this is inside information)
See, now you don’t have to be so nervous striking up a conversation.
Unless you’re Plato.
cheese and toast 
You missed the obvious:
Foreign Film
I am Curious (Yellow)
Aaaaah, yes. I did not speak to that fish. I am glad you did…
finally a questionnaire that touches on subjects i know something about — philosophy and SPELLING. these fish could give a rat’s ass about nietzsche (note the S after the z). they are pondering the avante garde theories of “famed” swedish thinker Pontus Wikner, who postulated that homosexuals face unique challenges in the coming-out process. if you must know, yes, Pontus was gay. but so was plato. nietzsche, on the other hand, was straight even though he wrote a book called The Gay Science (go figure), but he died of syphillis as a result of his one and only sexual encounter with a woman. this questionnaire rocks!
I can’t believe I misspelled Neetchee. What the heck is spell check good for anyway. I will make amends. I knew somehow you would catch me on some philosophy error. Is there a penance like saying the rosary 10 X, or perhaps I could just learn Swedish?
Let’s add them to the guiltingly delicious list somewhere behind goose.
-J
finally a questionnaire that touches on subjects i know something about — philosophy and SPELLING. these fish could give a rat’s rump about nietzsche (note the S after the z). they are pondering the seminal theories of “famed” swedish thinker Pontus Wikner, who surmised that homosexuals face unique challenges in the coming-out process. if you must know, Pontus was gay. but so was plato. nietzsche, on the other hand, was straight even though he wrote a book called The Gay Science (go figure), but he died of syphillis as a result of his one and only sexual encounter with a woman. this questionnaire rocks!
btw, i bet the spelling thing is what made you finally comment. I will misspell again in the future.