Fake Food News: Plastic Grapes have Meltdown

The Plastic Grapes were often bullied by Real Grapes (dramatization)

Early Wednesday morning a bunch of plastic grapes jumped onto a hot burner and instantly deteriorated.  It seems the grapes had been  bullied for months by a bunch of real grapes.  Hate graffiti  was found scrawled across the side of the plastic kitchen where the plastic grapes resided.  Phrases like “Go Juice Yourself…NOT!” are under investigation.

“He was the best buddy a banana could have, other than another banana or a monkey” said the plastic banana.

A plastic eggplant declined comment.

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One response to “Fake Food News: Plastic Grapes have Meltdown

  1. haha you’re nuts 🙂

    I have a glass baby eggplant that would love to comment.
    -J

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